Whom to Blame..... for India's poor perfomance

1) Sehwag - U cant blame him. He played his natural game (and got out, naturally)

2) Tendulkar - U cant blame him. He scored a 50 (like a tortoise)

3) Laxman - U cant blame him. This was his first match after a long gap. (Just wait for another 10 matches)

4) Mongia - U cant blame him. He played well. (Just that he thought the test series had already started)

5) D. Karthik - U cant blame him. He won us the 20-20 match (He is not used to the 50-50 format)

6) Dhoni - U cant blame him. He tried for a big shot and got caught at the boundary (well .. ok .. 20 metres from the boundary line)

7) Pathan - U cant blame him. He's an allrounder. (Like Alok Kapali - The Bangladesh allrounder)

8) Harbhajan - U cant blame him. He's the best spinner we have (He's the only one, so he has to be the best)

9) Kumble - U cant blame him. He's a fighter (and a loser)

10) Zaheer - U cant blame him. He is the fastest bowler (The ball disappears fast as well)

11) Sreesanth - U cant blame him. Atleast he has the guts to look into the batsman's eyes (after being smashed all over the park)

12) Greg Chappel - U cant blame him. He's building the team for the World Cup (He may be missing at that time though)

13) Kaif & Raina – U cant blame them. They didnt play (Thank God)

14) Indian Cricket Fans - U can't blame them, they are dreamers (Dream that Indian Team will win Bangladesh) and accept reality ( That current Indian team can be defeated by Bangladesh)

15) Sachin Worshipers - U can't Blame them. They are cats who closed its eyes and thinks that world is dark ( Thinks Sachin will blast in every match and every match is won by him only)

16) Dravid Worshipers - U can't Blame them. They are a tortoise (Slowly Steadily and Unsuccessfully)

From a office friend