Thursday, May 23, 2013

We did not have the green thing back then

We didn`t have the green thing back then

We didn`t had the green thing in early days

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren`t good for the environment.

The woman apologized and explained, "We didn`t have this green thing back in my earlier days." The young clerk responded, "That`s our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment f or future generations."

She was right -- our generation didn`t have the green thing in its day.

Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were truly recycled. But we didn`t have the green thing back in our day.

Grocery stores bagged our groceries in brown paper bags, that we reused for numerous things, most memorable besides household garbage bags, was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our schoolbooks. This was to ensure that public property, (the books provided for our use by the school) was not defaced by our scribbling`s. Then we were able to personalize our books on the brown paper bags. But too bad we didn`t do the green thing back then.

We walked up stairs, because we didn`t have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn`t climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks. But she was right. We didn`t have the green thing in our day.

Back then, we washed the baby`s diapers because we didn`t have the throwaway kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy-gobbling machine burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that young lady is right; we didn`t have the green thing back in our day.

Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana.

In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn`t have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.

Back then, we didn`t fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn`t need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she`s right; we didn`t have the green thing back then.

We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But we didn`t have the green thing back then.

Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service. We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn`t need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 23,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest burger joint.

But isn`t it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn`t have the green thing back then?

Please forward this on to another selfish old person who needs a lesson in conservation from a smart-ass young person.

Monday, May 6, 2013

TWENTY THINGS A MOM SHOULD TELL HER SON

TWENTY THINGS A MOM SHOULD TELL HER SON

1. Play a sport. It will teach you how to win honorably, lose gracefully, respect authority, work with others, manage your time and stay out of trouble. And maybe even throw or catch.

2. You will set the tone for the sexual relationship, so don`t take something away from her that you can`t give back.

3. Use careful aim when you pee. Somebody`s got to clean that up, you know.

4. Save money when you`re young because you`re going to need it someday.

5. Allow me to introduce you to the dishwasher, oven, washing machine, iron, vacuum, mop and broom. Now please go use them.

6. Pray and be a spiritual leader.

7. Don`t ever be a bully and don`t ever start a fight, but if some idiot clocks you, please defend yourself.

8. Your knowledge and education is something that nobody can take away from you.

9. Treat women kindly.Forever is a long time to live alone and it`s even longer to live with somebody who hates your guts.

10. Take pride in your appearance.

11. Be strong and tender at the same time.

12. A woman can do everything that you can do. This includes her having a successful career and you changing diapers at 3 A.M. Mutual respect is the key to a good relationship.

13. "Yes ma`am" and "yes sir" still go a long way.

14. The reason that they`re called "private parts" is because they`re "private". Please do not scratch them in public.

15. Peer pressure is a scary thing. Be a good leader and others will follow.

16. Bringing her flowers for no reason is always a good idea.

17. It is better to be kind than to be right.

18. A sense of humor goes a long way in the healing process.

19. Please choose your spouse wisely.

20. Remember to call your mother because I might be missing you.

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