Britney spears Can Carry Many Small Things in Her Hand. Yeah, That's an Achievement!
It's been a while since Britney Spears showed face (insert here: any part of her body) in public, but it's good to see that her horrific fashion sense is still unaffected by her 'new me' resolution. When she first spoke about her heavy partying and about her decision of becoming a whole new person I was, like, 'Oh, my God! What if she hires a stylist?'.
(Un)fortunately, that didn't happen. Over the weekend, Britney was spotted going into a studio in Hollywood but the fact that she was again dressed as s**t was, for once, overshadowed by the fact that the paparazzi also caught a glimpse of her second son, Jayden James, and by her actually going to work for her new album.
This time, we have the wonderful opportunity of showing you Britney in all her glory (no, no that glory!, the other one). As the pop tart went out for her favorite meal, meaning junk food and some energy drink, together with one of her friends, the world got the chance to see that she would never change.
Britney being a poor dresser is now an universal truth. You know, saying that 'water boils at 100 degrees Celsius' is the same as saying 'Britney Spears doesn't know jack about fashion'. Just look at her! I think she is trying to go for that golden/glamorous look (something a la Gwen Stefani) but instead she comes off as white trash. We do have to give her points for: number one, trying; number two, keeping her coochie covered and number three, for being the first person to ever hold so many small objects with one hand, thus proving that handbags are becoming totally obsolete.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the woman in the back. As you can very well see, she is carrying Brit's latest pet, Snow White, while at the same time trying not to spill her Red Bull. By just looking at the face of the poor pooch, you can almost guess what it's thinking: why is my little pink sweater not suiting me?, and what have I done to deserve this?
PETA, are you watching this? Can you hear lil' Snow White's cry of help?
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