Why we need to promote Coca-Cola Usage

Various Uses of Coca-Cola

Actually I am amazed why people are opposing a product which is helpful in multiple ways. Coca-Cola is useful in lot of ways than we think. It is not only a soft drink it can be used in lot many different ways. There is a lot of Anti-Coca-Cola Advertisments all over the world. It is a real MFD (Multi Functional Drink As apposed to Multi functional devices in computers). I have found some good uses of Coca-Cola,

Removing Rust in Iron Rod

Coca-Cola Cure for rust… Forget those expensive rust removers. Just saturate an abrasive sponge with Coca Cola and scrub the rust stain. The phosphoric acid in the coke is what gets the job done.

Cleaning Toilets

Coca-Cola can be a toilet Cleaner. We can clean our toilets Just with Rs 10 (INR) max. Just pour coca-cola in toilet and wait for 30 Minutes. Rinse with water and you will see Clean blistering Toilet.

Breaking teaths

Coca-Cola can be used to disolve the bones. Coca-cola has acids which will dissolve the bones. You can test this by putting a tooth of your enemy into a glass full of Coca-cola. Approximatly after one hour you cannot find the tooth of your enemy.

Pesticide for farmers

Coca-cola can be used as a best pesticide for your grains. Instead of buying Costly pesticide just take bottles of coca-cola and spray into your land.

Cocktail Drink (I tried this once)

We can use Coca-Cola as a cocktail drink. For Non Drinkers who never take alchohol they can use Coca-Cola mixed with Pepsi (they are rivals, but they help Coca-cola to give the Best product), Miranda and sprite. This will give the smell of Whisky and there will be little bit alchoholic Effort.

Antidote for germs in stomach

Coca-Cola can be used as a antidote for the germs in our stomach. It destroys the germs (a little bit of stomach walls too) which are creating stomach problems for us. Coca-Cola is a good drug to intake.

Coca-Cola as a Dieting food

Coca-Cola can be used as food for those who are in diet and those who need to be slim. Coca-Cola has a heavy amount of Gas which make your stomach feel like filled. Thus by reducing the intake of Food you get a slim Body.

Coca-Cola helps Doctors Revenue

Coca-Cola Helps Doctors in lot of ways to make good money. By creating lot of problems in the human body humna needs some doctor who can cure those. They pay doctor any amount for that.

Coca-cola Boost economy

Coca-Cola never make money for itself, it shares the global economy with various people like Actors, Actresses, Players, Celebrities, Doctors, Lawyers, Activist and lot other people to earn their share of money

finally The grand finale use of Coca-Cola is

Coca-Cola as a Population reducer

Coca-Cola must be promoted by goverments of developing country because it can be used as a Population reduction tool. If citizens Takes 10 1 liter of Coca-Cola in 30 Minutes there is a sure ticket to heaven. Thus by reducing the population of a country Coca-Cola is helping a lot of developing and poor countries.