Thursday, September 30, 2010

Giorgio Armani Spring Summer 2011 fashion collection

Giorgio Armani Spring-Summer 2011 fashion collection


Aishwarya Rai Bachchan pose prior to attending the presentation of the Armani Spring-Summer 2011 fashion collection during the fashion week in Milan on September 27, 2010.

Aishwarya Rai and her husband Abhishek Bachchan pose prior to attending the presentation of the Armani Spring-Summer 2011 fashion collection during the fashion week in Milan on September 27, 2010.

Megan Fox with Aishwarya Rai and her husband Abhishek Bachchan pose prior to attending the presentation of the Armani Spring-Summer 2011 fashion collection during the fashion week in Milan on September 27, 2010.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Blonde at store

Blonde at store

A blonde walks into a store and sees a t.v. that she wants. So she goes to the front desk and said “I would like to buy that TV.” Then the clerk said, “Sorry, I don't sell to blondes.”

She comes back the next day with red hair and she asked for the TV. The clerk said, “Sorry, I don't sell to blondes.” The day after that, she came back with black hair and asked for the TV.

The clerk said, “Sorry, I don't sell to blondes” The day after that she came back with green hair and asked for the TV. The clerk said, “Sorry, I don't sell to blondes.” She said, “OK, good job, but how did you know I was a blonde?” The clerk says, “That's not a TV, that's a microwave.”

Monday, September 20, 2010

Me no speaking english

Me no Speaking English

Q: Doctor, I`ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don`t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can`t think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain...good!

Q: Aren`t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy ?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me..

Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! `Round` is shape!

Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:

For those of you who watch what you eat, here`s the final word on nutrition and health. It`s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

[Billie Coleman]

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Lindsay Lohan failed in Drug test Again

Lindsay Lohan failed in Drug test Again

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan the repeated drug offender failed again on a random drug test done by local authorities. Lindsay Lohan admits the drug test and told reporters that "This was certainly a setback for me, but i am taking responsibility for my actions and i am prepared to face the consequences" It looks like this might land her in jail for some time again. Later yesterday she was spotted at an house party in Beverly Hills and later went to Berverly Hills hotel.

This positive Drug test puts Lindson Lohan`s career because she is hoping that Judge ELden Fox will allow her to leave California to shoot inferno. Inferno was set to be flimed in Louisiana. Her other commitments for Saturday Night Live which happens in New york city is also in trouble. Now is the problem, Last week Lindsay was tested positive in drug test (cocain test) and this week for another one. This will surely make Judge Elden Fox to pull the privilage of Lindsay to travel out of state.

Sometime back Lindsay Lohan even snorted Cocain in Rehab center`s toilet and confessed to her friend that she will go to Newyork and get fucked by jude law.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Perfect strangers Priyanka Chopra`s column in HT today by Priyanka Chopra on Friday

Perfect strangers - Priyanka Chopra`s column in HT today

If you think about it, everyone who is currently in your life, was at some point,a stranger to you! Interesting thought, isn't it? I kicked off the promotional campaign forAnjaana Anjaan ithis week and while discussing the film over and over, this thought struck me.It's actually quite funny to remember the way that these 'Anjaana's' entered your life and now have become such an important part of your world !

For me, what I find really cool is the angle of mystery and romance that an 'Anjaana' can add to your life! It's the perfect setting to script an irresistibly mushy love story.Some of my most favourite moments in cinema and books are those when the 'soon-to-bein-love-but-currently strangers' pair meet... just thatsingle moment makes such abig difference.

I've alwaysbeen a hopeless romantic and I remember creating this list along time ago of the perfect 'Anjaana'moment...where the journey of love begins! It was quite corny but I dug out my diary and decided to share it with you because there is one thing I'm certain of... at some point in our lives, most of us have had the romantic fantasy of meeting that elusive stranger and, without knowing,it was happening... falling head long into love! Pure mush! So,here it is, my perfect 'Anjaana' romantic moments... created by my very mushy teenage heart (which at that time didn't give my brain any attention)! There were quite a few,but In arrowed it down to the few classics!

You walked in... I'm floored: The ultimate classic. A stranger walks into a room, your eyes meet and your lives are never the same again. Sigh !

The sensory attack: This one's even better...before your eyes meet, your other senses are brought into play. A slight touch that sends a frisson of sensation down your spine... a hint of masculine perfume that assaults your senses...you look up... eyes connect and viola! Double sigh!

A crowded room and the connection: You're in a party, surrounded by so manypeople... something small happens, and you laugh... you think it's your own private joke until you realise that some one else saw it and found the same humour in it... avery drool worthy stranger across the room...

Is this seat taken?: Unplanned and unexpected. Circumstances introduceyou to each other and then... the chemistry takes over. You don't know why, but you feel compelled to talk to this stranger.The rest, as they say,is history.As I walk in to the airport, headed to Delhi, I wonder... are these moments waiting to happen to me?Have they already happened, have I missed them?Life is short and there are many moments waiting to happen.So next time round, don't ignore the stranger sitting next to you... you never know what might happen.

From Priyanka chopra`s Fan club in facebook

Monday, September 13, 2010