Sexy Diet to reduce Weight

A heavyset guy sees an ad that reads "Lose weight. Only Rs. 1000 a kilo. Call 9900439200" and decides to make the call. The operator asks, "How much weight do you want to lose?" "One kilo," he replies. "We'll have a representative over in the morning," says the operator.

About 9 a.m., there's a knock on the door. There stands a fairly good-looking girl, completely naked except for a sign around her neck reading “If You Catch Me, You Can Have Me.” The hefty fellow chases her upstairs, downstairs, and all around the house. Finally, panting and wheezing, he catches her.

After they have sex, he runs to the bathroom and weighs himself. He's lost 1 kilo! That night he calls the number again and says, "I want to lose 2 kilos." "We'll send someone over."

The next morning, he's greeted by a gorgeous girl dressed only in track shoes and wearing a sign around her neck that reads “If You Catch Me, You Can Have Me.” The chase takes a good while longer this time, but later he finds he's lost 2 kilos!

That night he calls the number and says, "I want to lose 10 kilos!" "10 Kilos?" the operator asks. "That's an awful lot." The man replies, "Listen, just take care of it!" About 7 a.m. the man hears a knock and opens the door. Outside stands an enormous gorilla with a sign around its neck that reads “If I catch you…”