Lindsay Lohan is back on the market

Lindsay Lohan is finished with snowboarder Riley Giles. She ditched him after the two had a tumultuous Thanksgiving weekend that ended with Lindsay drinking. A source for E! News talks about what went down:

On why Lindsay ditched Riley:
"She got tired of him pouting all the time."

On why Riley was such a pouty bitch:
"It was fine when they were in Utah, just the two of them. But then they returned to L.A. and Lindsay was shooting a movie, photographers followed them everyone, she had meetings with this agent, that publicist, this director. His ego couldn't take it."

On why Lindsay's friends weren't impressed:
"They thought he was unsophisticated and told her she should have left him in Utah with his snowboard. He never paid. Yeah, we know Lindsay is the rich and famous one, but come on. Be the man once in a while!"

"Being the man" in my book actually means never paying for a date. So, kudos, Riley Giles, you've won my respect. Unfortunately, you can't rub my respect on your genitals to make them stop burning. NASA's already tried. In the meantime, they're seeing if my raw sexuality can fuel rockets, but so far, it's only managed to stop bullets and make female scientists suddenly feel the urge to wear a bikini. Okay, that last part was a joke. *laughs* Female scientists. Could you imagine?

Source: the superficial