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A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.“

The next day the 75 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, “Well, doc, it's like this:

First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, and then her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth; first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out still nothing. We even called up Maya, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even triedsqueezing it between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbor?“

The old man replied, “Yep, but no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get that damned jar open.”

Doctors Visit adults only

Doctors Visit (18+)

A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.“

The next day the 75 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, “Well, doc, it's like this:

First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, and then her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth; first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out still nothing. We even called up Maya, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even triedsqueezing it between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbor?“

The old man replied, “Yep, but no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get that damned jar open.”

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Is Selena Gomez Dating Justin Bieber?

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez take time out of their busy tour schedules to relax on a lounge chair by the pool while on holiday. The young lovebirds get flirty with one another as Selena reaches across Justin for her phone, and then strikes a pose as he takes her photograph. (Bauer Griffin)

There may be a lot of Justin Bieber fans out there dying to be his lady love. Bad news, girls–Justin seems pretty committed to fellow teen pop star Selena Gomez. This month will mark their unofficial one year anniversary, and judging by their international vacations together, they`re in it for the long haul.

The adorable pair have already gone through some monumental relationship steps–meeting the parents, attending weddings together, traveling in tandem, etc. On top of that, their extravagant lifestyles have also provided some amazingly elaborate date nights, like the time Justin rented out the Staples center for a private viewing of Selena`s favorite movie, Titanic.

Most recently, the paparazzi caught the couple getting close on their tropical getaway. Justin and Selena caught some sunshine, and Justin wasn`t shy about capturing the memory (and Selena`s bikini bod) on camera.

source: zimbo

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Sharuk Khan and Katrina Kaif prepared to romance in Kashmir

Don kidnapped Katrina Kaif from the local Dabangg Police Salman Khan. Always it is known that someone will hijack Salman Khan`s Girl friends every year from him. This time it is Sharuk Khan who kidnapped Katrina Kaif and planning to have romance together.

Sources says Sharuk Khan and Katrina Kaif is going to romance in Londan, BangKok and our India`s Alphs The great Kashmir Valley. Sharuk Khan is on a break after his huge line of movies nad Katrina Kaif is working towards the award shows, Both were interested in romancing these places in a new movie that will see Yash Raj as a director after eight years. It looks like YashRaj chopra trying to gain permission for Sharuk Khan and Katrina Kaif to romance in kashmir, but it is getting tougher every day. We love to see Sharuk Khan romancing Katrina without any computer graphics and some 3D wastages from SRK.

Yash, get the permission and show their romance on screen